I have nothing to say. Just ignore me for the time being. I am SO not myself.

“Hi boy, your Sec 3 results doesn’t really seem convincing…. at all. Why do we have to accept you into our course?”

“Because I have a very strong interest and it has always been around my life… And I really want to create something entirely new for our nation and communities.”

So this kid was accepted into Singapore Polytechnic, School of the Built Environment. But then, his mother made him reject the offer instead, due to various VERY FORESEEN circumstances. So, this dumb kid ended up in a school “prestigious” school known as National Junior College.

See, people in SP got LIFE one, ok.

Stuck in a school where everybody is mugging and it’s awkward not to mug, what kind of life experience do you expect to gain from this? In ancient China those studious people study so hard just to attend the Imperial Examinations. What is their syllabus? 八股文。Fixed format with fixed content. Just memorise and regurgitate. Of course we do see successful scholars who are useful to the nation, but the vast majority just mug and mug and mug and become unknown government official and just die off like that.

Anyway yesterday supposed to go SP Library lah, THANKS TO 蔡, it’s not open. But then never mind lah, the place now looks better than when I first went their for DPA interview.

Also, yesterday is the Southeast Youth Gathering at PA HQ!!!! The PA HQ damn nice lah, the building got very vintage feel… Big big field for……. Chingay aka saikang practices… And we have Wondergays performance, haha. Seriously I needa get more proactive le lah. Ever since I came to this no-life-school I am just losing touch with the outside world. Now my circle of friends is basically just people of my age. I needa get out of this 框框 sooner, man. You do need relations outside school to secure yourself a better future, don’t you?

15 MORE DAYS. Oh yeah talking about 15, there is this movie called 15 by Royston Tan, about these bunch of gangsters going around hooting. This Part 04 here from Youtube is about this gang whacking these bunch of Angmoh-pai kids who really deserve a beating…… Ok fine I am biased. But I just cannot stand people flaunting their angmoh accents in front of me. *aka AC people, haha.

By the way this video is damn damn damn damn vulgar. Dun watch if you can’t take it.

今日在這城市的某個角落

必將有兩個人　眼神交會邂逅

激情的拉開序幕

 

但是這一切

終將面臨

結束的一天

 

今日在這城市的某個角落

又將有兩個人　選擇離別的路

靜靜的拉下終幕

Complex is so Complex. Be it Transition Elements or R=|z|. All this sucks. And I am so sleepy.

在我的天頂 甘有人會看見
看到我不甘願這樣過一生

在我的一生 我甘願來相信
每一朵花都有自己的春天

在我的天頂 大雨落不停
也不能改變到我的固執

Yawn. SO tired today. I think my legs is hyperactive; they just can’t stop jumping and running around. Morning went to run with Safa, then with Gabriel and Shawn (canoeist yo). Then Maths. Hot BP sister “Emily” says,”You aren’t gonna sleep again are you?” “No lah I so keng, won’t sleep one lah.” Then…….

Walau eh I study so hard and then in the end too tired in LT1 so fell asleep. What crap is this. Ok then never mind, after that in the noon I decided to re-do the paper. And then cannot resist the tempatation to eat. So ate two bowls of Auntie’s 虾面 with spammings of Chilli. Then tons of tau-hway. With loads of papayas and watermelons. And Ribena too. The cannot resist the temptation to play piano in the canteen. And then cannot resist the temptation of playing basketball with RV kids while singing 海云漫漫　碧波荡荡　赤道绿洲　有我学堂… When I finally came to my senses, oops it’s 9pm already. Malay Uncle shouting CEPAT BALIK LAH already. So 我们带着依依不舍的心情回家去。(The commonest way to end your story)

J1s PW damn hiong lah. If only we were half as hardworking last year. Sarcasm aside, damn funny, actually we enjoyed PW last year. All our people proved themselves to be great tankers towards the end of the year. Wonderful people who make wonders for OP and WR. =)

WE LOVE NTUC SUSHI DON’T WE?

Saw this post very long time ago on someone’s blog, then posted it on my Chinese blog. Thought this is interesting, so I shall share it here then:

每個人一生中都犯過許多錯誤，就連偉大的領袖也不例外。先总统　蔣公小時後很愛玩，經常翹課跑到學校後面的小溪戲水，母親與老師都對他束手無策。有一天，先总统　蔣公又翹課了。當他站在溪邊尿尿時，突然看見一群小魚向上游。水流是那麼強大，魚兒是那麼弱小，可是小魚奮不顧身地向上游、向上游。這使　蔣公突然覺悟，我們的國家正遭受外人欺負，是該振作起來的時候了，怎麼可以隨地大小便呢？於是　蔣公一肩扛起　國父未完成的革命，拯救中國四萬萬同胞於水深火熱之中。由此可見，錯誤並不可怕，反而是個轉變的契機。

那麼要如何化錯誤為轉機呢？華盛頓曾經砍斷他父親的命跟子，使得他父親氣得想殺他。可是華盛頓很老實地認了錯，撿回狗命一條，後來才能夠帶領美國孃脫離英國佬的蹂躪。如此說來，化錯誤為轉機，靠的就是勇敢囉。李總統說：「知恥近乎勇」，就是這個意思。

　國父革命十次，錯誤十次，死掉了很多人。可是人家不心痛，有不屈不撓的決心與毅力。縱使第十一次革命爆發時只有兩把步槍與十一顆子彈，依然創建了中華民國。愛迪生發明電燈時，試驗了上萬次，也錯誤了上萬次。可是人家錢很多，用不完，有不怕失敗的精神與耐性，終於使黑夜也能大放光彩。因此，錯誤雖然不幸，但也是通往成功的必經之路。

自從兔子意外輸給了烏龜以後，感到非常羞愧，於是每天勤練跑步。反觀烏龜相當得意忘形，到處吹噓他是世界上跑得最快的王八。後來第二次龜兔賽跑，當兔子跑完全程時，烏龜只爬了三吋。牛頓被蘋果打到頭而悟出了萬有引力定律，其實在那之前有個名叫毛頓的科學家被椰子打到頭，結果死掉了。所以，一個人從未發生過錯誤是危險的，那反而容易驕傲自大；但錯誤太多、太嚴重也是不行的，否則在轉機之前就先夭折了。

錯誤人人不為樂見，但也在所難免，我們不要害怕錯誤，更別隱瞞錯誤。凡走過的，必留下痕跡，錯誤是隱瞞不了的。反之，我們要珍惜我們所發生過的錯誤，那是金錢所無法購買的寶貴經驗。

自從共匪作亂，錦繡河山豬羊變色，轉眼間已半個世紀了。眼看大陸同胞正遭受塗炭之苦，無法自拔，我們豈能視而不見！共匪種下的錯誤又深又重，正需要我們努力洗清。讓所有復興基地的同志們起來吧！大家同心協力，反攻大陸，解救同胞於桎梏之中，然後殺朱拔毛，掃除錯誤。讓青天白日滿地紅再次飄揚於萬里河山，以慰　國父、　蔣公在天之靈！斯是功德，昊天罔亟！

Really cheem right, haha. He is trying to say that we must not fear committing mistakes, we must dare to face them and cherish them so that we would gain experience. So in other words we should commit more mistakes during the Maths paper later (in 7 hours time) so that we would not commit them again during A Levels.

Many people are mugging in Oasis these few days. Good to see people getting hardworking; it motivates me somehow. Too bad I slacked too much during these two years le. Okay lah, since everyone is studying much harder than me, you all must get better results than me hor. Or else you’ll recieve 一桶汽油 and 一支火柴 at your doorstep, haha.

Just touched the piano in the Boarding School. So sad that my hand are so stiff already, since the piano exam had ended in August. My mother has decided to put the $9000 piano at someone else’s house, and I will get to see it again till, maybe NS? The piano is in Pasir Ris anyway. But it’s a pity to leave my piano like that. It’s not as if I love my piano that much lah, but just… very 可惜 if I stop piano like this for life. After all, something you picked up for 9 years at least isn't that easy to give up. I used to have taekwondo classes, calligraphy classes, even gymnastic classes haha. But they all didn't stay long, at most a year or two. No wonder I fail sit-and-reach, sigh.

Think I shall go Penang to get Prom clothes lah. Cheaper mah. And I didn’t know that there so many Malaysians in NJ. They just look like one of us, haha.

Totally got damn angry at somebody today. Whatever he had done to the community in NJ is seriously 天地难容, if he gets seen by me in school he is so gonna get disfigured. 如果一个男的连自己的颜面与尊严都不顾，并到处拈花惹草却不懂得廉洁自爱，then I assume that he does not deserve that THING God gave him when he was born.

I remember long long time ago (2004?) there was this show at night on Channel U, called 台湾霹雳火. (I see smirks on your faces) Inside the show, got this baddie called 刘文聪 Lâu Bûn Tshong. His face look horny, white white one, with a red mouth (he eats betel nuts everyday) and just loook like some baddie lah:

I still remember his famous quotes lah, damn funny and epic one:

我不喜歡輸的感覺。I don’t like the feeling of losing.

我要是心情不好，我就會不爽。我若是不爽，我就會想要殺人，到時我就會送你一桶汽油還有一枝火柴，讓你知道什麼是燒焦的屍體，就是死的很難看。要是你覺得不夠，還會送你個蛋糕幫你過生日。你不只是生日快到了，你的忌日也快到了，另外再加送你兩顆花生。If I bad mood, I get very pissed. Once I get pissed, I will want to kill, by then I shall give you a tub of petrol and a matchstick, let you know what a charred corpse look like, and die a horrible death. If you aren’t satisfied yet, I can even give you a cake for birthday. Not only your birthday is coming, your doomsday is round the corner too, so I’ll get you two more peanuts (aka bullets).

你絕對別懷疑我奪人性命的實力已經退步了！Do not undermine my ability to take your life.

你給我惦！You DIAM!

就算說我是畜牲，你也沒那個條件把我這個畜牲生下來。(He tells his mom)”Even if I am a beast, you don’t have the criteria to give birth to a beast like me.” WHOA.

Haha what the freak someone say I look like him. Please lah Edison Chen is shit enough already, this is worse can. Ok lah actually this one better than Edison lah, at least this one only act bastard, Edison is real bastard.

Still deciding on what to do with this particular asshole in NJ. Something has to be done lah.

And anyway sorry Yuhung but I guess you’re gonna get stucked with me in NS for anotehr two years. MUAX, haha.

There is this song by Ayumi Hamasaki, called M. The song quite old lah, I think about like 8 years ago already? But the song very high, very nice, only the intro damn bloody long I cannot tahan.

理由なく始まりは訪れ
終わりはいつだって理由をもつ･･･

有时候问题比想象中的复杂，剪不断理还乱，无中生有的东西最不容易拿捏了，更何况目前有这么多棘手的问题欲待解决，我看随着时间的磨移，这些事儿会渐渐淡去的吧。

MANY MANY PLANS AFTER A LEVELS. Well from above you can see that I have yet been to many many places in China. Not even my parents’ or grandparents’ hometowns. One day I should spend some time in terrorist-ridden Xinjiang and take a look at the industrial city of Tianjin. Or maybe ride on the harsh deserts of Lanzhou… I sound so much like an old man!

After A Levels I have two months to enjoy myself. I shall go to many places, but within two countries only I guess. First, before Prom, saya mesti pergi Pulau Pinang. Sendiri lah, but if people wanna tag along with me it would be better. I have heard about the mystic foods of Bukit Mertajam and Gurney Drive, with beautiful sights of Batu Ferringhi and Bukit Bendera. And of course P. Pinang is a UNESCO Heritage City so of course it would be a waste not going there. Who give a shit about KL and JB anymore?

After that go China (including Taiwan, duh). At least confirmed 4 places already. Never mind, a picture speaks a thousnad words, maybe this can explain better:

This sounds so ADVENTUROUS. =)

Yay. Enlisting in 5th February. Basic Military Training School II, Pulau Tekong Besar. WONDERFUL. Time to die for my nation le, haha.

Plurk is damn fun, much much better than Twitter. The interface is much easier and funnier, and I can gain “karma” for posting, hehheh.

Damn fun lah haha, but must study. Even I am reading Physics. I think you guys out there should MUG HARD ALREADY.

hello this is yang sheng’s room mate

i just want everyone to know how much of a mugger he is.

yes dont be fooled by that horny and monkey face of his, he is actually a closet mugger.

Yang sheng = MUGGER = ULAT BUKU = 书呆子

YANG SENG WAS IN CHINESE ORCHESTRA !!

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT ?

GAY SHIT

MUAAHAHA

This is a Japanese map 《滑稽时局世界地图》, ignore the wrong English spellings here and there lah. They are showing the world during the Great War (aka WWI) in a humorous way: China-pig, Russia-bear, Turkey-tiger, India-elephant. Original map is damn damn big lah, I reduced size here so maybe cannot see can ask me.

There are many satirical-maps out there, some of which are damn amazingly funny, but mostly featuring Europe only lah.

Still ponned Physics in the end. Sigh. Too tired. Brain cannot function for 3 long hours in the LT. But nevertheless I am doing Physics now and hopefully something can enter my head. Massive camwhoring can be quite tiring I assume. And last night’s Harimau Bir is awesome. I fell asleep the moment I reached Boarding School. Leena 不愧是女中豪杰也，口口声声讲要mug，最后还不是嫌不够……

It’s lunchtime. Ciaos. 树倒猢狲散，乃万古不变之真理。Read more newspapers to find out why.

 马总统的玉颜+预言+玉言：

Physics.

Physics.

Physics.

Physics.

Physics.

What the hell.

Curse Newton. He should have sat under a durian tree. Damn it.

The only way I can destress is to read story books. Only books can keep me away from all these stupid A Level shit. Today I went to borrow this 《台湾眷村小说选》 from the library:

有一群人，他们几乎没有亲戚，却有很多邻居，他们的亲人认知是从邻居开始的，并且年节时家家户户一定祭祖，却无坟可上……［孩子们］很早就学会其他人的母语，且乐于以此沟通卖弄，这使得他们其中大部分得以训练得口条麻利，以至于后来有些人批评这批家伙光靠一张嘴；但要打架？相信我，你也大不过他们，这些人的父亲当兵出身，一辈子服膺一条真理：打赢了再回来。出了村门，他们讲国语、客语或台语。很小，他们就像活在外国。

他们身份证上的籍贯画出一个具体而微的中国——广东 福建 江苏 安徽 山东 四川 新疆 河南 热河 北平 上海 南京……却明明生在台湾更住在台湾。他们有些甚至就叫“台生”，而且没出过国。［他们住］平房、营区附近，海、陆、空、宪兵、联勤各军种各兵种各官阶，撒豆成兵，挂牌开始落户生根——克难、影剧、自强、妇联、果贸、汤山……世界上从没如此正面意义的名字发愤图强地聚集在一岛之上吧？这些连栋平房而且有名字的社区，统称为眷村。这些人，统称为外省人第二代。

This so much like myself. In a place with virtually no relatives and speak differently at home than outside. My parents abandoned their stuff back THERE and worked so hard here to raise me up and get me a better a future. At least a better one than China, that is. And all that I am doing now is loafing and loafing and loafing. And stoning in front of a Physics TYS. PLEASE LAH, WHO STILL STARES AT A TYS AND NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO?!?!?!!?!?! I think only me lor, seriously.

南唐后主李煜治国sibeh无能，但是文采is imba:

春花秋月何時了，往事知多少。小樓昨夜又東風，故國不堪回首月明中。
雕欄玉砌應猶在，只是朱顏改。問君能有幾多愁，恰似一江春水向東流。

此longkang水，应该也可以吧？

Quite pathetic lah, help out a bit lah huh.

Wah…… 我们这群安娣就跟它拚了！哈哈哈哈哈哈……有没有搞错啊？Even though you pay the TV license every year, it doesn’t mean that you own Mediacorp ok… I like to watch 意难忘 too but this isn't the right way to put it yeah...?

Oh on talking about Aunties, I think I am becoming more and more like one. For the first time in my life I actually spend more than $40 in NTUC. OMG, WHAT AM I BECOMING. Another Dian Feng? Hahaha. No way man. But cheap bargains in NTUC is hard to resist!

English translation. MADE IN CHINA. FABRIQUE EN CHINE. Quite obvious right.

Nabeh it’s two o’clock in the morning already and I still can’t get to sleep. Many things running around in my small snailshell head. What’s going on?

Mosque on the left, a straight of shophouses in the middle, a Chinese-style pavilion in the front, and tall flats at the back. HDB must have been really good at planning neighborhoods. This is what I am gonna do in the future, hopefully, after my As.

双十节快乐。

爱赌的人都没好结果，这是事实吧。But then, life’s a gamble, isn’t it?

School has finally ended. My roommate asked me whether I would miss school. I replied,”I will miss the people, not the school.” Seriously I was not ablt o summarise what the school has offered me these two years. All I know was that I had good dedicated teachers like Miss Ling and Mr Low, wonderful classmates in 08S16, and awesome friends everywhere in NJ, and outside NJ, haha.

Today camwhored a lot. Not up to my expectations. Some people that I want to camwhore so badly just cannot be found. =( Never mind there is always Monday, GP mock test, don’t forget!

We Love GP! GP IS SOOOOOOO FUN!!!!!! =) Yay Miss Wu such a patient and tolerant and GREAT teacher. We love her so much, haha!

Geraldine is our wonderfulest GP Rep for doing all kinds of saikang with Sheryl:

Anyway after that it was camwhore with the whole world. I hate my hair so much.

This monkey looking thing to my left is my LEGENDARY roommate. Doesn't he look LEGENDARY ENOUGH? He is AWESOMEXXXX!

Norman seems to be in extreme pain, ;D

菜饭uncle wants me to become 教育部长 (aka Education Minister), but I think I would be 叫欲部长 (the Argh-argh-argh ministry)!

My hottest sister ever, (****AHEM*****), 爱美丽~~~~

Then went for the AWESOMOST outing with 1/3 of the class, haha. Went to eat some black color thingy:

Look at Grace's face: Le kua si mi?

SEE, I DON'T MISS MY SCHOOL.

I LOVE ALL MY KAWANS. =)

Recently was a bit addicted to Malay/Indon songs, thanks to Albert. This Indonesian band known as Peterpan is awesome. Really awesome. This song called Semua Tentang Kita (All About Us). Even though it is sort of a love song I think it fits all of us, the many dreams we’ve made in NJ:

Waktu terasa semakin berlalu

Tinggalkan cerita tentang kita

Akan tiada lagi kini tawamu

Tuk hapuskan semua sepi di hati

 

Ada cerita tentang aku dan dia

Dan kita bersama saat dulu kala

Ada cerita tentang masa yang indah

Saat kita berduka saat kita tertawa

 

Teringat di saat kita tertawa bersama

Ceritakan semua tentang kita

 

Ada cerita tentang aku dan dia

Dan kita bersama saat dulu kala

Ada cerita tentang masa yang indah

Saat kita berduka saat kita tertawa

Still remember that thesis that I was chiong-ing during Prelims season about Taiwan? I am gonna hate Zaobao so much for putting relevant materials on the news ONLY NOW. If they had done it a month earlier work would be so much easier for me. Anyway tomorrow is Double Tenth Day (a.k.a. National Day of the R.O.C.). Happy National Day.

中華民國萬歲　三民主義萬歲！

振興復興基地　完成光復大業！

OMG this is SO propagandist. I think if I were in China they would have arrested me for being anti-Communist.

Anyway, on talking about Taiwan, there is this video about Burmese Chinese living in Taiwan. During the Civil War the some Nationalist troops retreated all the way into the forests of Thailand and Myanmar. They were told to await for orders from the Taiwan side on when to retake China. So they waited and waited and waited. No orders ever came. So these KMT troops just got stuck in those forests for 70 years. 挺辛酸的吧。 And the worse part is the Taiwan government is treating them as illegal immigrants. WTH 你不感激他们也就算了，还控他们违法拘留，他们到底错了什么？他们上一代因为爱国，所以留在外地等候命令，但是他们深爱的国家却抛弃了他们。他们错，恐怕就是错在他们父亲当年替国民政府卖命吧。真正有资格的孤军后代不发身份证，大陆假结婚的却一大堆不去查办，此等政府真是无能也，一代不如一代。

My room damn nice clean right (haha ignore the clothes at the windows). No choice mah, Mr Sham checking room on Sunday, must last minute clean a bit mah… Ignore that monkey on the right too, he is getting flabbier and flabbier. (On a side note, he went to take a jog right after that, heh)

Have been ponning morning assembly. Today is last day of school. Shall go to school later to camwhore a bit. Yesterday went to Starbucks to mug a bit, but I didn’t think it was very very effective because I was damn sleepy. It’s better to stop going morning assembly; just a waste of time.

Bagai bintang di surga
Dan seluruh warna
Dan kasih yang setia
Dan cahaya nyata

Glad that awak boleh di sini apabila saya perlu. Haha Safa is definitely make a big fuss out of this.

There are so many annoying people in NJ. There are some Cina Babis that do not know their position and yell around for stupid reasons. And like to pick up fights, without thinking about their own sizes. If you look like and is shaped like a 白斩鸡 you are really courting trouble. I must be suey enough to know this fat shit for 4 years.

Anyway, the Mutton at this Adam Road FC is GREAT.

This is the tongue of a goat. WOW.

Went to Bangkit Rd, just now. That place is damn cool. Too bad didn’t bring my camera. The 7-Eleven there is GOOD. 应有尽有，不该有的也有…… Very kampung-like. That’s way I would want my life to be after I retire. Or maybe even before I retire. So carefree, so easy and free. I definitely miss kampung days out there in Negeri Sembilan. Rocks my socks off totally.

AQ is so hard to do can. Till now I still do not know the proper way to write an AQ. Everyone around me tells me about this ISEEEC thingy. As if you tell me the acronym I know how to do instantly like that. So much for ponning Antoine’s class last year. Now damn screwed.

Thanks Yihfang for the mooncake, the thing with “my name” on it is SOOOOO FUNNNYYYY, we were laughing like mad in the canteen. Sheryl got the “Yang Sheng-is-an-idiot” look, haha.