Faux feuilleton

Company is 连 in Chinese, not 公司, haha.

Today damn tiring. Like, seven morning eight morning wake up chiong PT. Damn tired. Then also damn sleepy. Then listen to a lot of funny funny comments and talks.

YOU GUYS ARE INDEED VERY LUCKY, TO BE ABLE TO WAKE UP.

We might seem to be slacking now, but I am sure there will be hiong-ness catching up with us after Chinese New Year.

Today we did a 2km run. Seriously, it was fun. Running may be tiring, but trust me, it induces weight-loss and also keeps you happy and rosy cheeks and in the pink of health and GOSH I RAN OF ENGLISH CHEEM PHRASES. You get what I mean.

"prerogative"--new word learnt today. Some old self-proclaimed Hokkien Peng keep repeating this word, then I was like, "Huh? Nabeh simi pear-lo-gag-go-tive? Yi lao hia eh..." Yeah English isn't really important here. Nah, I'm not trying to undermine their standard or whatever, but if your English is really rugi here you still can survive. Just stay street-smart. Hopefully I have been one these 3 days.

Loads of NJCians here. In my company got Sng Jingkai, Wai Heng, Daryl, Joel Yap, and many more. And today saw more new people, like Lennon and Min Shing. Haha maybe we have leadership potential bah.

Seriously I am being brainwashed slowly. But I enjoy that feeling. Especialy when we are told that we are DEFENDING OUR NATIONAL INTERESTS and PRESERVING THE INTEGRITY AND SOVEREIGNTY OF THE R.O. SINGAPORE. Oh gosh I feel SO GOOD. And got this statue featuring an NSman with the State Flag behind him.

Haha, I might consider signing-on!

Phew. Hari Kedua.
Love my Company.
Very fun.
Very entertaining also.
Seriously, no one cares about whatever comes out of your mouth; this is SO MY STYLE.
At least I come here I kaupeh kaubu also nobody will say anything much (provided you don't get overboard lah!)





Heard that our company is the most tzai leadership one. Glad to hear so.

I can't disclose much here; I took an oath. But I can say they these days have been very slack. Very different from Kok Wah's (if you read his post). And at that very moment when I made the oath, I was like so 激动 because I am doing is for my country; I doing my utmost to preserve my nation's integrity and honour. So honoured~~~ Hahaha.



No cameras allowed. So no camwhores. But I have poor Puo Nen as my bunkmate. And I can kick his bed from below whenever I like it. Hahahahaha.
I'm coming out next Friday. Let's go and have some fun for the Chinese New Year bah.

I am writing something here because this would save you from looking at the Indian Lumpah thingy (see below) everytime you come to this page within this week. ‘Cos I will be in the army as a botak rookie recruit while you are still some noob civilian who needs protection from me. I think I should collect protection fee from you. Nah it’s okay, your father should have paid it to IRAS every year already in order to fund our cause.

 

 

Some stupid Taiwanese Foreign Minister said that Singapore is only a country the size of his nose-poo and carries balls for “that-communist-nation-opposite-them”.

 

Minister Chen Tan Sun has refused to admit his mistake, saying that his description was completely accurate, and based on empirical data. Mr. Chen said that he conducted the experiment last week while sitting in his office waiting for his lunch to be delivered. He said he had ordered smelly tofu, and had wanted to clear his nasal passages in order to appreciate the tofu better.

“So I went to orh my pee sai,” he told a news conference in Hokkien. “And when I finished digging, wah lan eh, it was a really juicy piece. I thought of wiping it under my table as usual, but aiyah, it was already crusted over with plenty of earlier specimens. Then I saw the world map on my wall and thought… heh heh.”

Minister Chen then described how with a quick swipe of his finger, he planted the booger right at the southern tip of Malaysia.

“My pee sai covered Singapore exactly, so I think my size comparison is pretty accurate.”

Meanwhile, Taiwan ex-President Chen Shui Bian has said that Singapore should not take offence at having its size compared to a booger. “It’s a perfectly natural comparison when you realize the size of Chen Tan Sun’s nose. I mean it’s f***ing huge, I also boh pian leh. Why, just yesterday, he sneezed and China accused us of conducting missile tests.”

 

 

Okay space used it. GOTTA GO AND GET SHAVED IN AN HOUR. God bless everyone.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WE LOVE INDIA. INDIA SONGS ARE ALWAYS DAMN EASY TO CHANGE INTO CHINESE VULGARITIES, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

http://yahoowish.atlaspost.com/

Make your wish on Yahoo! and stand a chance to win an iPhone 3GS. How cool is that.

 

 

 

 

 

Last day as a civilian. Heh heh. I won’t be bringing my phone into the camp. So you guys can’t find me lah. But can sms lah, I can read it one fine day when I go home… Can’t wait for A Levels to come out and see how shitty I performed during the exam. Maybe I can start considering University of Malaya already, hahahahaha.

 

Smile, always. Or laugh, like me. Keeps you youthful.

Wah I feel quite bad now: Removing ”friends” from Facebook, ‘cos I realised that I have too many friends that goes “I know the face, see before, but never talk to in school” that kind one.

 

 

 

  

 

Yay. New movie coming up. Featuring 阮經天, 趙又廷, 馬如龍, 柯佳嬿, 王識賢, and Joker 陳漢典. Some Taiwan gangster movie in Wanhua area.  阮經天 looks kinda funny when he is botak, hahaha.

And the movie soundtrack sang by 阮經天 / 趙又廷 / 陳珊妮 / 李玖哲 / 蔡健雅 / 草蜢 / 張懸 ….. So many tzai artists! And got free 艋舺香火袋 also.   There is this song “Tonight Tonight” in the album:

「走路有風 心中有火

做光榮的夢 從不低頭

So please don’t cry Tonight

So please don’t die Tonight

有一天世界將要毀滅 請帶走我的愛」

Shit. There goes all my money liaos. And no CNY angbaos for me also. Chia lat lah. NS one month $400 where got enough, I one week can finish everything liao!!! GRRR.

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Today went to donate blood. And I didn't realise it is the Inauguration Ceremony. And furthermore, I am the FIRST PARTICIPANT. HOLY SHIT. They hundreds of shots of me getting poked by needles and I have to smile at them. And I don't even know who are the "them". Okay lah kinda got used to this already, not as if this is my 1st time. But today damn random lah, I only want to borrow magazines, then in the end kena dragged to get my blood sucked:

GRRR. LEFT SUCH A BIG HOLE. DAMN BIG.

Anyway Walk-in today very nice lah. And got some quite shocking news to share, haha. In comparison between me, Kig and Das, I stand the highest chance. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. SO HEIPI INDEED. Smileys that make my days, always appearing out of nowhere.

Did loads of shit in KAP today. Promised Fiona to let her see some of "her" pictures. Hahahahaha it's actually good to be old, because 老人 is 宝 at home right? But a 老人 that eats a lot........... Hehe I am so gonna get whacked.

Just saw Yichieh at airport. He enlisting in another 7 hours time. For me, another 30. I can't wait for these to begin!!!!!!    :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Although you've bitched about it countless times, don't kid yourself, you actually like Maris Stella.”

 

 

Tsktsk. Those fangirls confirm will whack the guy that transliterated this shit.

Da Mouth’s New Album: 万凸3!!!     又破财了……

Going back to school is like, SO FUN LAH! I don't mind walking around aimlessly in school for 3 hours a day with Encik Yeo Ziyi, because I can catch up with so many people! I've been missing my life so much. Look, friends are more important than family. I don't care if I am gonna get shit because I am writing this or what. Ini saya punya betul feeling...

And today 4/2 outing was IMBA. Yes it's the legendary "Primary 4 outing" that I've been shouting for days. 老师 still can remember us, so touched~~~ But overall it was good lah.

 




I think it's the most successful class outing I tried to create already. That's why NJ damn sian. NJ boring life one.

Sounds contradictory with the first paragraph right. It's ok. NJ boring life, still better than home--No life. At least in NJ, there are people who are just plain @G&wp<^%#, like these two:




"NJ is like that one lah, hor."



12 Marists came to NJ this year. What should I say? 恭喜吗？Oh well, all the best then. Don't be as slack as your senior can le. Your senior here Marist legacy lah, but you won't wanna mess with the Super P here yeah.


Can't wait for afternoon to come. Another excuse for me to go school again. Now it sucks being in Simei. SO FAR FROM EVERYTHING. But luckily we don't have stupid fans who chiong after some Shinee thing and block foodcourts and breaking porcelain cups. Crazy fans.

Oh yes almost forgot, I updated my Chinese blog (like finally), changed skin, and yay it looks much nicer than this pink shit 'cos it's black and it features 鹿港天后宫. Seriously if you wonder why I put pink wallpaper here, the real reason is because I can't choose my own personalised skins in Windows Live Spaces, and the other skins they provide is SIBEH FUGLY!!!!!! But I am not gonna move anywhere else 'cos Windows Live Writer is very user-friendly.     :)     就是这么简单。Have confidence in Bill Gates.



AND I CAN'T WAIT TO GET PUMPED. 2 DAYS LEFT.    :)

OMG This is so fun looking at stupid past Photo Comments… And realising how stupid the pictures were…..

Ahuh. This one is during V Day 2008…. How loving:

And PW rocked so much… It rocked so much that I didn’t realise that 08S13 people were in my PW class when I was actually the PW rep…

The COUPLE:

 

 

 

It’s over. Another 2 years shall begin. Say AWWW and say YAYYY. It’s time for a change. :D

Today went to Pulau Ubin with DS, Alvyn and Teo. A very adventurous experience indeed. All the ulu ulu tracks we can bloody find on Pulau Ubin.

The Penghulu’s Daughter:

 

 

There was this auntie selling drinks along the road. She kept mentioning the fact that Daniel Stephen is “ū-luî” (rich)… When DS decided to say that his family is very poor, the auntie just said “tsū Thomson ê lâng kóng ka-kī bô-luî lóng sī oo-pe̍h-kóng lah!”

Then Daniel went speechless. Then the auntie kept talking about how sucky Malaysia and Indonesia is compared to our “steady ê PAP tsìng-hú”… Apparently he cannot understand Chinese and her “Ubin-accented Hokkien” lah, so he kept trying to tell her that someone in the group is from China. In which I actively denied and once again I made myself a Malaysian student from Muar.

“哎哟！他肯定不是中国的啦，你听他的accent…… 我很厉害的！听就懂料！”

Ok lor whatever she says. Haha. She said that China people are only capable of mugging everyday and snatching ricebowls. And sometimes snatching other people husbands as well. In conclusion, she thinks that China people are just……. YUCK.

 

 

 

 

And somehow I SOOO agree to this right now. China just suck totally. Their people are weird. Who says that girls must return home before 10. Who says that friends are not important. Who says that parents can do whatever they to their kids, because they produced them. ONLY CHINA RETARDS CAN THINK OF SUCH RETARDED THINGS TO TORMENT EVERYONE LIVING ON THIS EARTH.

Screw them. Can those turban men in the caves of Pakistan/Afghanistan/Berzerkistan/Boratistan go bomb Tian’anmen instead, I will be more than happy to see it. GRRRRRR.

ARGH. STILL FEEL SO SICK. PLEASE DON’T DIE. ARGH.

Today is Thaipusam. Happened to pass by Orchard Rd and see massive loads of Hindus on the roads in their kavadi. That was like, OUCH. Yet they were so happy and singing and dancing. Don’t they at all feel any pain or discomfort?

They certainly require a lot of dexterity I guess.

 

 

 

She was like April sky
Sunrise in her eyes
Child of light, shining star
Fire in her heart
Brightest day, melting snow
Breaking through the chill
October and April

He was like frozen sky
In October night
Darkest cloud in the storm
Raining from his heart
Coldest snow, deepest chill
Tearing down his will
October and April

Like hate and love
World's apart
This fatal love was like poison right from the start
Like light and Dark
World's apart
This fatal love was like poison right from the start

We were like loaded guns
Sacrificed our lives
We were like love undone
Craving to entwine
Fatal torch
Final thrill
Love was bound to Kill
October and April

Like hate and love
World's apart
Like light and Dark
World's apart
This fatal love was like poison right from the start
October and april
October and april
October and april

 

A really bad tummyache right now. I feel horrible. ARGH. And the hospital is only next door. GRR.

Was scanning past photos. Last time Haw Par Villa like very fun leh, now it’s kinda run-down, quite sad lah. After all, that' was where I used to play all the time when I was still in Clementi…      :(

 

F.I.R. new album is :)

Damn nice. Can’t wait to go out. Home sucks and bores me to the max. GRRR. Suddenly I feel damn sucky to stay in the East because the East got nobody. Only got wind. And sea. No people one. Sians.

How ancient can these be, haha.

 

What is Norman doing on Henry William’s Facebook page. My com got virus le is it.