The Retrocession

BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD.

Weird guy at Starbucks today:

My life sucks. Really sucks. Too many things that I am unwilling to let go. Burdens crush and kill me.

Whoa. Went out to KFC/Subway/KFC with Runchao and Paul. Yet another day of fastfood. I am so gonna get fat. Yes fatter than meatball sister Emily. OMG. That’s freaking fat.

Need to train from tomorrow onwards le. More basketball and squash. The weather just sucks. NJ kids have to go to Hwachong for A Levels. And that pregnant crap in the hall is so noisy today. Making such a big fuss over small things like “noise”. S Phua has to go there and tell her not to scold us just before an exam. If Pregnant Crap does this again during Paper Three I am so gonna tell her off.

Physics kinda breezy. but if everyone says it’s easy, it would be quite hard for me to scrape an A or B. Fine. I am slacking around during Physics class anyway.

Three days of slacking. Three days of junk food. OMG I AM A COUCH POTATO.

Argh. I heard Econs is hard. Ok lah I don’t take Econs, I don’t know how hard it is lah. But my Econs in Chinese in the morning is freaking tough. Argh I’m screwed. Damn I am stepping stone for other people to rely on liao in order to improve the bell curve. Argh. 幹.

Note: McDonald’s everyday for 15 days already. I am becoming fat. ARGH.

Jgn hidup dalam mimpi, impian, whatever. Life should not be led this way. What ought to be mine is mine. What shouldn’t shouldn’t be enforced. Can someone knock some sense in me?

Maybe selling vegetables at Tampines Ring Market can bring me better prospects.

Read Great Expectations in one day. The ending so good can. No parting sial… That is what I call a good ending. Who cares whether they are realistic or not.

No fear. Physics nothing much. Battle on.

Steal the night
Kill the lights
Feel it under your skin
Time is right
Keep it tight
Cos it's pulling you in
Wrap it up
Can't stop cos it feels like a overdose

Cascada damn nice.

So addicted. Can’t stop shaking my head, haha.

Heck China exam tmr. Over confidence is okay for tomorrow.

Went to JB today. Entered Coffee Bean. Greeted by seductive prices on the menu; every drink here is below RM 8. Not like Starbucks, got some drinks RM14 one. HMPH.

African Sunrise tastes SOOOOOOOOO GOOD!!!!!!!! And so is that Linguine. I dislike vegeterian food, but this linguine superb.

Then studied a while, talked some cock with the shopkeeper. He tried to call in a Physics teacher to help me on spot. Haha of course I refused. But see, such friendliness cannot be found in Singapore. At least not in Coffee Bean Singapore. They will just chase you away for mugging and not consuming.

Then went McDonald’s. Whoa. Quarter Pounder with Cheese Set Meal Up-sai (my way of pronouncing Up-size). Smiling at me at only RM10. That is S$4+. Damn. My purchasing power is boomsz in Malaysia. It just feels so good to use S$s and spent in RMs.

Next time I go JB will be somewhere before Prom bah. Maybe Aiman awak boleh ikut saya lah. Haha saya sudah jadi orang M’sia…

I am so gonna get screwed if my mum checks the passport. I can expect what she is going to say already: “你好大的胆子啊，老娘没同意你就敢出国！反了！”Ok ok just kidding. But the gist is there.

Physics, here I come. MUAX. Love your enemies. That’s what church taught me. =)

Physics is so simple. Now I realise that I have been wasting my life in school during Physics Lessons. It could have been so much productive for me. Just memorise formula and let imaginations run wild mah…….. Very hard meh?

Just for fun. Ciaos.

 

There are several factors that quite clearly suggest Mario's affiliation with the commies. First off, he bears a remarkable resemblance to a certain righteous man, Josef Stalin. Second, he wears red overalls, the signature color of communism. Third, he spends his life going around invading settlements by innocent Goombas, and overthrowing the local governors called Bowsers. And finally, the clearest reference to communism is the flag that Mario raises every time he defeats a "boss". At first glance, the flag seems to be nothing more than a mushroom. Look again. The emblem on the flag is none other than the great Hammer and Sickle. Hail comrade Mario!

Mario's also unstoppable because he is notorious for his use of hallucinogenic mushrooms and burning his victims alive with raging spheres of flame. Toads must be sacrificed daily to appease Mario.

Ok enough crapping. Time to sleep again. Oh no, I shouldn't. I should finish my entire series of Taiwanese Puppet Shows first, haha. 云州大儒侠, quite nice to watch.

Monday is JB day. Take your orders. By the way I am going there to mug, not to shop. So dun give me too weird orders lah, like some ppl want Maggi Mee or Yogurt?!?!

Oh DJL just told me that Bt Batok got Getai. So exciting~~~~~ I shall watch it this Saturday, hopefully they are still there. I already screwed my exams today. Screwing more doesn’t really matter already. My dreams (if I had any) had been dashed already. Nabeh.

Very very tired. I am thinking whether if I die now got people come to my wake annot. Damn sian.